Well, I think we can finally close the case of the missing ram. A stumper it was, and we were in a pretty tight jam there for a while. I wasn't sure we were going to make it. But, after a little note back to HQ (in this case, Yanks Abroad), everything came to a satisfactory conclusion.
Once we pulled the mask off of the villain responsible for hiding Benny, it turned out to be none other than the old nemesis of all Americans trying to ply their trade in the English footy leagues, the Home Office.
Said the Office, "We would have gotten away with it without the meddling of you pesky bloggers!"
Thanks to YA for getting to the bottom of this riddle.
As for Benny, well, Benny will be all right. Played 60 in a reserves match last night and hopes to see action this weekend against Liverpool. Ah, it reminds me of the case of the plodding Liverpudlians...