reason #6,784,378 why I'm glad I dropped my letter: new PT uniforms! Yes, the Mullenator has mandated new PT uniforms that include "odor resistant shorts". (Was this really a problem? and if so, everyone who has ever worked in ship's laundry should receive an immediate lifetime pension and some sort of congressional medal.)
the possible captions for this photo are endless...feel free to chime in with your own suggestions. Here are a few to get you started:
"check out the odor-resistant shorts on BH3 Fairsunnyweather!"
"So I was bummed about getting extended in the desert until I saw these new uniforms. Thanks Mullenator!"